Alternate title: Never let the other jammer catch you.
A couple of years back, Bonnie Thunders and OMG WTF came to Portland for Derby Daze and stayed over a little while. Like a lot of skaters hanging around Portland, they came to our regular Wednesday scrimmage. At one point, I ended up jamming against Bonnie.
It didn’t take her much time to get out of the pack, unsurprisingly. It took me longer (natch), but I did, and ended up maybe a half lap ahead of her as she came around after a scoring pass.
Getting through the pack took a lot out of me, because, you know – jamming is taxing. While I knew that Bonnie Thunders was coming up behind me, I didn’t much care if she caught up or not. After all, what could I do against that kind of unstoppable force?
My half lap lead quickly turned into a quarter lap as I lagged. A quarter lap turned into a matter of 20 feet. Then I heard, “NEVER LET THE OTHER JAMMER CATCH YOU.”
Bonnie Thunders yelled at me.
My first reaction was to be mildly pissed off. I don’t care for the other team telling me how to play, no matter who it is or what their intentions might be.
My second reaction was to skate faster. She didn’t catch me, and she called off the jam. Later, when my competitive brain turned off, I thanked her for the on-track advice.
So, remember, when you’re tired and the other jammer is coming up: Bonnie Thunders judges you.
Or: Don’t let the other jammer catch you. Ever.
This has been a little anecdote.